Random bits

When I was young, Lady Slippers were my favorite flower. But now they just look like testicles. Another magic moment from my youth - gone forever.

Heidi is munching on something beneath my chair. "What are you eating? Is that mud? Why are you eating mud?! How did mud get in my house? WHY ARE YOU EATING MUD?!"

The light went out in my bathroom and because we live in government housing, I can't change it myself. Today's military: keeping women helpless, one light bulb at a time.

The season has passed where I can both walk around in my house barefoot and keep my windows open. It's the most wonderful time of the year!